One problem I have definitely solved is the problem of not having enough to worry about.

I am eagerly awaiting my next disappointment.

Why aren't you more grateful when I prove how wrong you've been?

Just when I nearly had the answer, I forgot the question.

One good thing about my computer: it never asks why.

I'm not always depressed: only when I think and feel.

The price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.