Speak nothing but the truth, and you'll soon be considered dangerous.
Here is a guaranteed way to get more of what you want: want less.
Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.
My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.
I have seen the future! Go back!
I'm in search of myself - have you seen me anywhere?