I'm in search of myself - have you seen me anywhere?

I have nothing definite to apologize for; I'm just sorry about everything in general.

I will stop at nothing to reach my objective, but only because my brakes are defective.

I was unemployed for a long time, but I couldn't adjust to the hours.

One possible reason that I don't believe in fate is that I wasn't fated to.

Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be.

Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them, others are so fast, they don't notice you.