When you plan a journey from your mind into mine, remember to allow for the time difference.

They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.

I have abandoned my search for truth and am now looking for a good fantasy

The best thing about being too late is that there's no more need to hurry.

There's only one thing more beautiful than a beautiful dream, and that's a beautiful reality.

Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communication with some of the living.

I've found the secret of happiness, total disregard of everybody.