Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.
I have abandoned my search for truth and am now looking for a good fantasy
Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.
I want it clearly understood that I'm totally confused.
Why is my autograph so little in demand, except on checks?
It's amazing how much research has gone into making some of the worst decisions.