The whole world is our dining room, but be careful: it is also our garbage can
Some of my troubles are so familiar, I know them by their first names.
We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.
Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.
The more sure you are, the more wrong you can be.
If you never try anything new, you'll miss many of the world's great disappointments.