My problems aren't big but it doesn't necessarily take a big problem to kill me.

Sometimes the best way to be useful is to get out of somebody's way.

One good thing about my computer: it never asks why.

My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.

One problem I have definitely solved is the problem of not having enough to worry about.

For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".

I could do great things, if I weren't so busy doing little things.