All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

History may never have all the facts, but history always has the last word.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I'm not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions that are making me desperate.

How can there ever possibly be a conflict between my private interests and the public good?

One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.