The indifference, callousness and contempt that so many people exhibit toward animals is evil first because it results in great suffering in animals, and second because it results in an incalculably great impoverishment of the human spirit. All education should be directed toward the refinement of the individual's sensibilities in relation not only to one's fellow humans everywhere, but to all things whatsoever.

Intellect without humanity is not good enough...what the world is suffering from at the present time is not so much an overabundance of intellect as an insufficiency of humanity.

Girls marry for love. Boys marry because of a chronic irritation that causes them to gravitate in the direction of objects with certain curvilinear properties.

The Good Book - one of the most remarkable euphemisms ever coined.

The principal contributor to loneliness in this country is television. What happens is that the family 'gets together' alone.

Hell has been described as a pocket edition of Chicago.

The doctor has been taught to be interested not in health but in disease. What the public is taught is that health is the cure for disease.