Breathe. It's only a bad day not a bad life.
If you cross a pickle with a female deer...You get a dill-doe!
I put my phone on airplane mode and it didn't fly Worst. Transformer. Ever.
What is up with this Ashley Purdy day tomorrow,I see? Do I need to dress up as myself?!
I'm a hard man to fight and an easy man to please... A Rock n' Roll Outlaw on a Sweet Romance.. I Want To Be Your Man.
You gotta believe you can accomplish anything, and those who believe that they can accomplish anything, most likely will.