In a world where you can be anything, be yourself.

Breathe. It's only a bad day not a bad life.

Alchohol doesn't make you fat...it make you Lean...on tables, chairs & random people!!!

Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn't given freely by another person, it isn't worth having.

In a world where you can be anything, be yourself.

Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we'd give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet: They'd reveal their majestic ways

If you cross a pickle with a female deer...You get a dill-doe!