I'm serious when I'm talking to the press because I'm always on guard because I never know what you're going to ask and I never know how you're going to construe my answer, so I try to maintain a pretty even pace when I'm speaking with the media.

I'm from Iowa, we don't know what cool is!

Your best T-shirt should be like your bed, it just feels like you are home when you are in it.

I live my life like anybody else, and people choose to write about mine. And what they write I can't control - when they write lies at least - because the laws can't really protect you unless you can prove malicious intent. So I just choose not to read it.

When you do movies it's you have a 3 month family and then everybody goes away and then joins another family, you know?

I think at all social networks, be it Facebook or Twitter or whatever it is, there's an ecosystem that exist there. But there's also an ego system that exists there.

It takes a lot of energy to be funny... for me it does. I feel like I work twice as hard when I'm doing comedy.