I'm not a follower of this or that religious leader. More wars are started because of religious leaders, and people are following and they don't know why... That is religiosity. That is what turns people into robots.

Everything around us that we call life was made up by people that are no smarter than you.

I've usually found that the greatest rewards in my life come from taking on things that are a little bit scary.

I think the reward for doing comedy is doing the comedy itself. You get to go to work everyday and laugh and make other people laugh and to me there's no greater reward than that.

I feel like a fraud... My name is not even actually Ashton. Ashton is my middle name.

I was on Facebook. I was on MySpace. And somebody said to me, You should check out this thing called Twitter. I knew five people that were on it, so I started following those people and seeing what they were doing, and then I applied my own sensibility to it. The more that I shared, the more people started following me.

I didn't even know guys modeled before that. I thought Fabio was the only male model, and I really didn't fit that bill.