Always roll up the sleeves on your shirt. It gives the impression that you're working, even if you're not.

You think you know how much you can love another person, and then you have a child and you realize you didn't know. It's infinitely rewarding.

I think the reward for doing comedy is doing the comedy itself. You get to go to work everyday and laugh and make other people laugh and to me there's no greater reward than that.

I don't understand shopping, it doesn't make any sense to me. As guys, we decide we want something and then we go out and buy it. Women go to the store having no idea what they're going to buy, or what they're even doing, it's like a whole different sport. It's like going to a football game to maybe watch a game. I don't get it.

A lot of the characters I play are very naive, and I don't think I'm like that. And I'm not stupid!

I don't have to act for work anymore; I can act for passion. That's freeing, but it's also a prison of its own. When you can do anything you want, you're really responsible to do something great. And that's scary.

The goal is not to get into a relationship; the goal is to be in a relationship.