I learned what a Birkin bag is from the price tag. You'll never forget what it is once you've paid for one.

I think the reward for doing comedy is doing the comedy itself. You get to go to work everyday and laugh and make other people laugh and to me there's no greater reward than that.

I think that the way that Steve Jobs sought after love was to create products that people loved. And when people loved his products, in turn they - he felt like they loved him.

I could never be with a woman who felt like she needs to change me.

The number of lines in your forehead tells how many lives you've lived.

One of the things I've become immune to is people talking about market cap and social media platforms.

The goal is not to get into a relationship; the goal is to be in a relationship.