Be careful with the man jewelry. A little goes a long way.

It takes a lot of energy to be funny... for me it does. I feel like I work twice as hard when I'm doing comedy.

My mom is still yelling at me because she needs more autographed pictures.

Steve Jobs had something like a 90% approval rating from his employees. You hear stories about him being this short-tempered, aggressive person, which he was. But he was in the pursuit of making people around him better, so the product they created would be better.

I think people know Steve Jobs the showman. I think people know the guy who stood up and gave the keynotes. The magician. The salesman.

I actually used to be a front for the largest national sports-betting syndicate in America.

Whether it's being a leading man, making TV shows, being with my family, I've learned a lot.