I'm serious when I'm talking to the press because I'm always on guard because I never know what you're going to ask and I never know how you're going to construe my answer, so I try to maintain a pretty even pace when I'm speaking with the media.
Ashton KutcherMy teacher says that everything that you want in the world is one step away, you just have to figure out which direction to step in.
Ashton KutcherIf the fat people just gave the skinny people more food, we could all just eat... We could solve obesity and hunger at the same time.
Ashton KutcherI actually used to be a front for the largest national sports-betting syndicate in America.
Ashton KutcherIt's really easy, once somebody passes away, for the tales about them to become taller, the good ones and the bad ones.
Ashton KutcherThe search for the new black is one of the most elusive quests known to man. It's rumored that Christopher Columbus once searched for the new black and simply gave up. Yet every season we are convinced that some magical chromatic fabric will usurp black as the king of fashion, only to realize later that black still reigns supreme.
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