Generally speaking, the best people nowadays go into journalism, the second best into business, the rubbish into politics and the shits into law

Looking back at all the people I have insulted, I am mildly surprised that I am still allowed to exist.

History, having destroyed the religion as the opium of the people, now requires that they be given a taste of the real stuff.

Anyone wishing to communicate with Americans should do so by e-mail, which has been specially invented for the purpose, involving neither physical proximity nor speech.

The main objection to killing people as a punishment...is that killing people is wrong

Generally speaking, the best people nowadays go into journalism, the second best into business, the rubbish into politics and the shits into law

In their quest for power and self-importance, to compensate for whatever feelings of social inadequacy or sexual insecurity, they (Politicians)are prepared to perpetrate something which is hard to distinguish from mass murder if they think they can get away with it.