When you improvise, you work off the laughs from the audience, but when you step on stage to do standup, it's silent.

There's no photo-shoot academy. If there was, I'd probably be kicked out.

I'm pretty good at weaseling my way into a job, even if I have no business being there.

Once you do a character in Hollywood and people haven't seen you before, they put you in a box and they think that's all that you can do and it's hard to get people to take a risk on you.

I've felt depressed many times in my life, so I can draw on those times in my life when I need to.

I would never do a commercial for something that is embarrassing, and I think that people maybe have a different perspective on what is embarrassing or not. Some people think doing a Revlon hair commercial is really cool. To me, that's embarrassing, but World of Warcraft: not embarrassing, very cool.

I realized two things from an early age - I was insane and had some kind of comedic thing going on. My brain was wired to think about things in terms of how funny they were.