When you improvise, you work off the laughs from the audience, but when you step on stage to do standup, it's silent.

I realized two things from an early age - I was insane and had some kind of comedic thing going on. My brain was wired to think about things in terms of how funny they were.

I'm not, like, Daniel Day Lewis. Yet. I will get there!

I don't let myself 'surf' on the Web, or I would probably drown.

My mom's Puerto Rican. That's why I'm so lively and colorful.

Having to stand in front of an audience and have it be your job to make them laugh, you can't really look to anyone but yourself. It's what you wrote, what you said and how you said it, so it's kind of terrifying, but I liked it. When it goes well, it's the best feeling in the world. When it doesn't go well, it's the worst feeling, but once you get into the rhythm of it, I think it's really fun.

If you feel like a weirdo, it's okay because weirdos rule the world.