When you improvise, you work off the laughs from the audience, but when you step on stage to do standup, it's silent.

I want to go to New Zealand. I have no idea what it's like, and in my head, everyone lives in/on an ice lake, so I'd like to come stay.

I definitely can relate to being down and closed-off at certain times in my life.

I'm not a super emotional person, so that's one reason I love acting - it makes me deal with myself in that kind of way.

When I'm on the couch, I usually have the TV on and my MacBook Air nearby. And sometimes, when my ADD is really kicking in, I have my iPad too. And my iPhone. And a magazine that I haven't gotten to. And a book under the pillow to my left.

I do have magical powers, I try to use them for good and not evil, but I can pretty much make anyone do whatever I want them to do, if they're within range.

It would be hilarious if I worked in a bowling alley.