I sold my soul to the devil. I'd like to thank the devil.

I sold my soul to the devil. I'd like to thank the devil.

It's such a thing now, people making fun of other people on the Internet.

It would be hilarious if I worked in a bowling alley.

I don't let myself 'surf' on the Web, or I would probably drown.

I mean, sometimes I hate interviews because I always feel like I sound stupid.

I have a way of dealing with situations where I come off awkward, or people think I’m purposely trying to make things uncomfortable. But normally I’m talking really slowly or there’s a lot of silence because there’s just nothing going on. I’m just totally freaking out, but from the outside perspective it looks like I’m in control.