I'm pretty good at weaseling my way into a job, even if I have no business being there.

I have an acting coach that I work with on everything that I do. The thing about my preparation process for getting ready for a role is I have sex with as many people as I can.

When you improvise, you work off the laughs from the audience, but when you step on stage to do standup, it's silent.

I've had experiences in my life where I've met certain people that have opened up something in me and given me hope and a new outlook on life.

I've always wanted to do all kinds of roles, dramatic roles and comedic roles, all kinds of roles.

If you feel like a weirdo, it's okay because weirdos rule the world.

I would never do a commercial for something that is embarrassing, and I think that people maybe have a different perspective on what is embarrassing or not. Some people think doing a Revlon hair commercial is really cool. To me, that's embarrassing, but World of Warcraft: not embarrassing, very cool.