With stand-up, it doesn't matter who you are. If the audience claps because they love your movies, that clapping stops after five seconds, and then it's your job to make them laugh.

I've felt depressed many times in my life, so I can draw on those times in my life when I need to.

I sold my soul to the devil. I'd like to thank the devil.

I get really weird when I'm not working. I have to keep working.

Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it.

It's weird, huh? It's like the minute you kinda give up control you just know what to do without doing anything.

Tina Fey is one of my heroes.