I'm like that person who hates going to magic shows - and I love magic, I love wizards - but going to a show where there is any possibility of audience participation is a nightmare for me.

There are always parts of me that come out in the characters that I play - it's the only thing I have to work with and to draw off of.

It would be hilarious if I worked in a bowling alley.

I get really weird when I'm not working. I have to keep working.

I always want to keep growing and keep surprising people, and showing them different parts of me.

I do have magical powers, I try to use them for good and not evil, but I can pretty much make anyone do whatever I want them to do, if they're within range.

With stand-up, it doesn't matter who you are. If the audience claps because they love your movies, that clapping stops after five seconds, and then it's your job to make them laugh.