I always tried to learn Greek, but all I got out of it was, "poulaki mou." ["My little chicken."]
Augusten BurroughsI sit there and think how it isn't fair that I can't drink at all, even a little. I realize I have crammed an entire lifetime of moderate drinking into a decade of hard-core drinking and that is why. I blew my wad.
Augusten Burroughs