When I first thought of being a writer I had visions of stacks of books in stores with my name on them, that sort of thing. But I never imagined this would be the reaction.
Augusten BurroughsLike cubic zirconia, I only look real. I'm an imposter. The fact is, I am not like other people.
Augusten BurroughsI was on the cover of a lot of newspapers. I was on the cover of USA Today for every single day for a month. I was on the masthead, so I tend to get recognized a lot, and in weird places. It's always flattering, and it's always odd. It's always at the worst possible time.
Augusten BurroughsWhen you have your health, you have everything. When you do not have your health, nothing else matters at all.
Augusten Burroughs