This is what happens when you go against the grain of truth. You get splinters later on.
Augusten BurroughsI was in advertising for years. That was cushy, you know? It's pretty cushy in a lot of ways, but I hated it.
Augusten BurroughsI loved most when his eyelashes twitched and he blinked, and suddenly happiness was there inside his eyes. Unmistakable. Like a single word printed on a clean white page.
Augusten BurroughsSelf-pity is the bestiality of emotions: it absolutely disgusts people. When you're feeling pity for yourself, and somebody says to you 'You think maybe it's time for the pity party to be over? You should stop feeling sorry for yourself and try to think positive,' it makes you wish you could saw their head off.
Augusten Burroughs