I don't believe in the concept of a soul mate. Because we are all unique, but we're also simply too similar.
Augusten BurroughsThe truth is humbling, terrifying, and often exhilarating. It blows the doors off the hinges and fills the world with fresh air.
Augusten BurroughsAnd in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.
Augusten Burroughs