Everybody in recovery smokes. If you don't like smoking, don't even bother trying to get sober. Just stay drunk.
Augusten BurroughsThe more obsessed one is with getting thin, the more certain it becomes that one will never get there.
Augusten BurroughsAs a child, I was never drawn toward depraved or extreme situations; I really wanted a normal little childhood. Unfortunately, that's just not what happened.
Augusten Burroughs