I was like a packet of powdered Sea Monkeys and they were like water.

Reading takes solitude and it takes focus.

I don't believe in the concept of a soul mate. Because we are all unique, but we're also simply too similar.

I always tried to learn Greek, but all I got out of it was, "poulaki mou." ["My little chicken."]

I'm grateful for a lot of things. One is not being a drunk wreck. Or losing all four limbs in some ridiculous East Village bus accident that I was so destined for.

I hate feelings. Why does sobriety have to come with feelings?

Most of us have love in our lives. Most of us love other people are are ourselves loved by others. But make no mistake: you are alone in the world. You were born alone, even if you were born conjoined. And you die alone, unable to bring a single person with you.