The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons.
Augusten BurroughsI remember, no matter how impossible it seemed that any given day would end, it always did. This one would, too.
Augusten BurroughsTruthfulness itself is almost medication, even when itโs served without advice or insight.
Augusten BurroughsI loved most when his eyelashes twitched and he blinked, and suddenly happiness was there inside his eyes. Unmistakable. Like a single word printed on a clean white page.
Augusten Burroughs