When you are dealing with a child, keep all your wits about you, and sit on the floor.

Civilization sails prettily like a child's rubber balloon until it hits a sharp object; then it is likely to collapse like the balloon.

Happiness is the harvest of a quiet eye.

The three most important events of human life are equally devoid of reason: birth, marriage and death.

Atheism is a disease of the mind caused by eating underdone philosophy

Before you beat a child, be sure yourself are not the cause of the offense.

Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.