A youth's knowledge is like a cheap shotgun-likely to do as much damage to the owner as to the game.
Austin O'MalleyIf you combine all the spectral rays into a single beam, you get white light; and, if you combine all the virtues into a single beam, you get charity.
Austin O'MalleyDeath is an antidote for this life, and it makes another more stable form of life which is insoluble in everything.
Austin O'MalleySome men are like a church-organ -- you can play on them for a lifetime and always find new harmonies; others are like a music-box -- they have four or five thin jingles.
Austin O'MalleyAfter thirty-five a man begins to have thoughts about women; before that he has feelings.
Austin O'MalleyAn Englishmen thinks seated; a Frenchmen standing; an American pacing, an Irishman, afterwards.
Austin O'MalleyThe hardest fact in the world to accept is the inevitable mixture of evil with good in all things.
Austin O'MalleyOrdinarily when a man in difficulty turns to prayer, he has already tried every other means of escape.
Austin O'MalleyThe three most important events of human life are equally devoid of reason: birth, marriage and death.
Austin O'MalleyWhen you are dealing with a child, keep all your wits about you, and sit on the floor.
Austin O'MalleyTreat kindly every miserable truth that knocks begging at your door, otherwise you will some day fail to recognize Truth Himself when He comes in rags.
Austin O'MalleyWe should thank God that He did not give us the power of hearing through walls; otherwise there would be no such thing as friendship.
Austin O'MalleyThe worst misfortune that can happen to an ordinary man is to have an extraordinary father.
Austin O'MalleyA politician is like quicksilver: if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.
Austin O'MalleyMany a man wins glory for prudence by seeking advice, then seeking advice as to what advice would be best to take, and finally following appetite.
Austin O'MalleySome men, like a wet dog, sprinkle a shower of advice over you when you are least prepared for a bath.
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