Religion often gets credit for curing rascals when old age is the real medicine.

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about.

After thirty-five a man begins to have thoughts about women; before that he has feelings.

Those who have suffered are best able to help those who are suffering.

An Englishmen thinks seated; a Frenchmen standing; an American pacing, an Irishman, afterwards.

The hardest fact in the world to accept is the inevitable mixture of evil with good in all things.

The perjurer's mother told white lies.