As a parent, the only thing I am absolutely certain of is my own fallibility.

I really hate alcohol. I hate it because it's linked so closely to sexual assault in our culture.

Let's all commit ourselves to the basic civility of minding our own business. Failing that, let's go back to a time when we were nasty and judgmental, but only behind one another's backs.

You can take the babushka off the Jewish mother and dress her up in a pair of Seven jeans and Marc Jacobs sling-backs, but she's still going to expect a passel of grandkids.

There is no fundamental truth and there's nothing to be connected to: I just believe that [LSD] makes you feel better.

The thing I believe in most in the world is my own fallibility, so I am willing to believe that I may be wrong too.

Is Valentine's Day a day to make cupcakes with your children? No, Valentine's is supposed to be a day about romantic love.