It's even harder to stay at the top in sports than it is to get there.

The more you practice, the better. But in any case, practice more than you play.

I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle.

The mediocre golfer generally is one who is too lazy to play better.

The biggest weakness with my game is that I have fun with the galleries. I just love a gallery.

That little white ball won't move until you hit it, and there's nothing you can do after it has gone.

I can beat any two players in this tournament by myself. If I need any help, I'll let you know.