I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle.

The formula for success is simple: practice and concentration then more practice and more concentration.

If you win through bad sportsmanship that's no real victory.

I expect to play golf until I am 90-even longer if anybody figures out a way to swing a club from a rocking chair.

The biggest weakness with my game is that I have fun with the galleries. I just love a gallery.

Luck? Sure. But only after long practice and only with the ability to think under pressure.

I can beat any two players in this tournament by myself. If I need any help, I'll let you know.