I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle.

If you win through bad sportsmanship that's no real victory.

Good golf is easier to play-and far more pleasant-than bad golf.

Some of us are fortunate enough to play championship golf, but this isn't essential in the enjoyment of the game.

They say golf came easy to me because I was a good athlete, but there's not any girl on the LPGA Tour who worked near as hard as I did in golf. It's the toughest game I ever tackled.

Practice, which some regard as a chore, should be approached as just about the most pleasant recreation ever devised.

I expect to play golf until I am 90-even longer if anybody figures out a way to swing a club from a rocking chair.