I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle.

Good golf is easier to play-and far more pleasant-than bad golf.

Winning has always meant much to me, but winning friends has meant the most.

All of my life I have always had the urge to do things better than anybody else.

I don't see any point in playing the game if you don't win, do you?

I expect to play golf until I am 90-even longer if anybody figures out a way to swing a club from a rocking chair.

A couple of hours of practice is worth ten sloppy rounds.