I just hitch up my girdle and let 'er fly.
Good golf is easier to play-and far more pleasant-than bad golf.
I can beat any two players in this tournament by myself. If I need any help, I'll let you know.
Practice, which some regard as a chore, should be approached as just about the most pleasant recreation ever devised.
I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle.
A couple of hours of practice is worth ten sloppy rounds.