Don't ever forget two things I'm going to tell you. One, don't believe everything that's written about you. Two, don't pick up too many checks.

I won't be happy until we have every boy in America between the ages of six and sixteen wearing a glove and swinging a bat.

I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.

I hit an inside-the-park home run! I beat it out! Can you believe that?

I'd play for half my salary if I could hit in this dump (Wrigley Field) all the time.

If you want to hit home runs, you've go to swing a lot.

I'm only going one way.