I'd play for half my salary if I could hit in this dump (Wrigley Field) all the time.
What the hell has (Herbert) Hoover got to do with it? Anyway, I had a better year than he did.
Gee, its lonesome in the outfield. It's hard to keep awake with nothing to do.
Baseball changes through the years. It gets milder.
Baseball is the greatest game in the world and deserves the best you can give it.
Each strikeout brings me closer to my next homerun.