I only have one superstition: I make sure to touch all the bases when I hit a home run.

You know this baseball game of ours comes up from the youth - that means the boys. And after you've been a boy, and grow up to know how to play ball, then you come to the boys you see representing themselves today in our national pastime.

Let me show you how it's done... Loser!

I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.

I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course?

I'd give a year of my life if I could hit a homerun on opening day of this great new park.

I don't give a damn about any actors. What good will John Barrymore do you with the bases loaded and two down in a tight ball game. Either I get the money (more than Barrymore), or I don't play!