I'll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not for you, fifty thousand dollars, or two-hundred and fifty thousand dollars will I give up women. They're too much fun.

Let me show you how it's done... Loser!

The termites have got me.

I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course?

It's hard to beat somebody when they don't give up.

As soon as I got out there I felt a strange relationship with the pitcher's mound. It was as if I'd been born out there. Pitching just felt like the most natural thing in the world. Striking out batters was easy.

Each strikeout brings me closer to my next homerun.