I'd give a year of my life if I could hit a homerun on opening day of this great new park.

I've never heard a crowd boo a homer, but I've heard plenty of boos after a strikeout.

Let me show you how it's done... Loser!

Yesterday's home runs don't win today's games.

If it wasn't for baseball, I'd be in either the penitentiary or the cemetery.

Don't let the fear of striking out hold you back.

Don't be afraid to take advice. There's always something new to learn.