Gee, its lonesome in the outfield. It's hard to keep awake with nothing to do.

Each strikeout brings me closer to my next homerun.

(Ty) Cobb is a prick. But he sure can hit. God Almighty, that man can hit.

The way a team plays as a whole determines its success.

I only have one superstition: I make sure to touch all the bases when I hit a home run.

I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.

How to hit home runs: I swing as hard as I can, and I try to swing right through the ball... The harder you grip the bat, the more you can swing it through the ball, and the farther the ball will go. I swing big, with everything I've got. I hit big or I miss big. I like to live as big as I can.