Become good at cheating and you never need to become good at anything else.

Modern art is a disaster area. Never in the field of human history has so much been used by so many to say so little.

It's a very frustrated feeling you get when the only people with good photos of you work are the police department.

We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves.

I have a theory that you can make any sentence seem profound by writing the name of a dead philosopher at the end of it.

There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge.

The thing I hate the most about advertising is that it attracts all the bright, creative and ambitious young people, leaving us mainly with the slow and self-obsessed to become our artists.. Modern art is a disaster area. Never in the field of human history has so much been used by so many to say so little.