Become good at cheating and you never need to become good at anything else.

A lot of mothers will do anything for their children, except let them be themselves.

You're advised not to drink the replica Arab spring water.

It's a very frustrated feeling you get when the only people with good photos of you work are the police department.

I wanted to highlight the destruction in Gaza by posting photos on my website - but on the internet, people only look at pictures of kittens.

T.V. has made going to the theatre seem pointless, photography has pretty much killed painting but graffiti has remained gloriously unspoilt by progress.

As far as I can tell the only thing worth looking at in most museums of art is all the schoolgirls on daytrips with the art departments.