We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves.

Modern art is a disaster area. Never in the field of human history has so much been used by so many to say so little.

It doesn't take much to be a successful artist-all you need to do is dedicate your entire life to it.

If you want someone to be ignored then build a life-size bronze statue of them and stick it in the middle of town. It doesn't matter how great you were, it'll always take an unfunny drunk with climbing skills to make people notice you.

I originally set out to try and save the world, but now I'm not sure I like it enough.

One Original Thought is worth 1000 Meaningless Quotes.

If you feel dirty, insignificant or unloved, then rats are a good role model. They exist without permission, they have no respect for the hierarchy of society, and they have sex 50 times a day.