The art world is the biggest joke going. It's a rest home for the overprivileged, the pretentious, and the weak. And modern art is a disgrace - never have so many people used so much stuff and taken so long to say so little.

You don't need planning permission to build castles in the sky

Nobody ever listened to me until they didn't know who I was

I used to tell everyone I met to be an artist..... I don't do that any more.

If at first you don't succeed, Call an airstrike.

As far as I can tell the only thing worth looking at in most museums of art is all the schoolgirls on daytrips with the art departments.

I know street art can feel increasingly like the marketing wing of an art career, so I wanted to make some art without the price tag attached. There's no gallery show or book or film. It's pointless. Which hopefully means something.