If at first you don't succeed, Call an airstrike.
The grumpier you are, the more assholes you meet.
The holy grail is to spend less time making the picture than it takes people to look at it.
All I know about what people think of my gear is what a couple of my friends tell me, and one of them always wants to borrow money, so I'm not sure how reliable he is.
The difference between freedom and slavery is one thin line
Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can't even finish my second apple pie.