You can win the rat race but you're still a rat.

Gaza is often described as 'the world's largest open air prison' because no-one is allowed to enter or leave. But that seems a bit unfair to prisons - they don’t have their electricity and drinking water cut off randomly almost every day.

Speak softly, but carry a big can of paint.

As far as I can tell the only thing worth looking at in most museums of art is all the schoolgirls on daytrips with the art departments.

I have a theory that you can make any sentence seem profound by writing the name of a dead philosopher at the end of it.

If you want to say something and have people listen then you have to wear a mask. If you want to be honest then you have to live a lie.

Some people criticize me for using sources that are a bit low brow (this quote is from 'Gladiator') but you know what? 'I'm just going to use that hostility to make me stronger, not weaker' as Kelly Rowland said on the X Factor.