At this time of year it's easy to forget the true meaning of Christianity - the lies, the corruption, the abuse.

Film is incredibly democratic and accessible, it's probably the best option if you actually want to change the world, not just re-decorate it.

I mean, they say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time.

At this time of year it's easy to forget the true meaning of Christianity - the lies, the corruption, the abuse.

Once upon a time there was a bear and a bee who lived in a wood and were the best of friends. All summer long the bee collected nectar from morning to night while the bear lay on his back basking in the long grass. When winter came the bear realised he had nothing to eat and thought to himself 'I hope that busy little bee will share some of his honey with me.' But the bee was nowhere to be found - he had died of a stress induced coronary disease.

It doesn't take much to be a successful artist-all you need to do is dedicate your entire life to it.

Stencils are good for two reasons; one - they're quick; two - they annoy idiots.