At this time of year it's easy to forget the true meaning of Christianity - the lies, the corruption, the abuse.

Stencils are good for two reasons; one - they're quick; two - they annoy idiots.

If you are dirty, insignificant and unloved then rats are the ultimate role model.

If you have a statue in the city centre you could go past it every day on your way to school and never even notice it, right. But as soon as someone puts a traffic cone on its head, you've made your own sculpture.

I’ve learnt from experience that a painting isn’t finished when you put down your brush – that’s when it starts. The public reaction is what supplies meaning and value. Art comes alive in the arguments you have about it.

You can win the rat race but you're still a rat.

The art world is the biggest joke going. It's a rest home for the overprivileged, the pretentious, and the weak. And modern art is a disgrace - never have so many people used so much stuff and taken so long to say so little.