The holy grail is to spend less time making the picture than it takes people to look at it.

Although you might have to creep about at night and lie to your mum it’s actually one of the more honest art forms available. There is no elitism or hype, it exhibits on the best walls a town has to offer and nobody is put off by the price of admission.

You owe the companies nothing. You especially don't owe them any courtesy. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don't even start asking for theirs.

I give away thousands of paintings for free.

A lot of people never use their initiative because no-one told them to.

In the future, everybody will be anonymous for 15 minutes.

You don't need planning permission to build castles in the sky