Nothing is black and white, and there is no purity and there is no such thing has justice.

Become good at cheating and you never need to become good at anything else.

Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can't even finish my second apple pie.

Gaza is often described as 'the world's largest open air prison' because no-one is allowed to enter or leave. But that seems a bit unfair to prisons - they don’t have their electricity and drinking water cut off randomly almost every day.

I mean, they say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time.

We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves.

People who get up early in the morning cause war, death and famine.